2011欧洲歌唱大赛(五)小男孩的笔记

上周末,我一边看歌唱比赛,一边打字做笔记,记录当下心情,和自己对话。

儿子在一旁,拿着六个日本小玩具,小小的Bakugan (爆丸),一起凑热闹。他拿起了纸和笔,用英文记录了十岁男孩的观点。我后来看了他的笔记,觉得他很细腻,他看到了很多我没看到的地方。

举凡看到衣服单薄的女子,他就受不了了,高喊‘裸女啊’!‘怎么没穿长裤啊?’

我这个儿子,只怪我没在怀胎之际让他听莫扎特,他长大了,不知风雅,只好和这个俗气的妈妈听欧洲歌唱大赛这种靡靡之音了

我选了几个有趣的地方,翻译成中文。

Finland: sassy guitarist. Huge Guitar. Good start. Not doing much. Need more moving. 身子真应该多动一动

Bosnia & Herzegovina: AAAAaaaaaaaaah at the beginning. Can’t understand. Cool DJ in background. Old man tap dancing. Explosions!!!! 爆发力!

Denmark: Jedward the sequel – main’s hairdo! Nice song. P.s. to singer: Please don’t show your inside when you’re singing. 唱歌的时候,你的嘴巴不必张得那么大,我不要看见你嘴巴里面的东西。

Lithuania: Foggy; squeaky singer. Please move more. Stop showing your rings. Speak in English please. 歌星在尖叫。

Hungary: Almost naked lady. Cover up! Stop eating the microphone! Weird song. Hakerpoid could have done better. Get better dancers. MANIC. 好像没穿衣服!把身体盖起来好不好!拜托你不要吃掉麦克风。

Ireland: Jedward. SCREAM! Silly hairdo. Scream the sequel. KEEP STILL!!!!! 我尖叫啊!是Jedward. 愚蠢的发型。 请你们不要再动了!

Sweden: Lights. Nice red coat. Dancers, stop hitting yourself. Refreshing after the Jedward nightmares. Nice cage. Smashing glass. Jedward走了,松了一口气!

Estonia: Already looks horrible. Plastic surgery? You could take someone’s eye out with that stick. Stop doing smelly armpits! 你手上那根棒子是会把别人的眼睛挖出来的!不要一直摆动手臂,你的腋窝臭臭的!

Greece: Awesome! Groovy! Nice rapping. Nice dancing. FIRE! SWEET! AWESOME! 棒!赞!

Russia: Dark. Can’t understand. Nice lightning. Finally, English! Got us (Bakugan) dancing. Very good. Fab! 了不起!我的爆丸在跟你们一起跳舞了!

France: Nice rhythm. Can’t understand. You look like a werewolf. Are you sure about that full moon? Blazing skies. 听不懂你在唱什么! 你长得像狼人。是满月了吗?

Italy: Floating hands in sky: why don’t you have subtitles? Have a shave. Fire and water. 天空中有漂浮的手。去刮刮胡子吧!

Switzerland: We’re not interested in the guitar! Boring—comment from dad. Stop having my close ups of your face. 请不要一直放大你的脸部特写。

UK: Get good! Win! Beat the nightmares! Don’t show your faces! You’re a disappointment! 不错!请打败那对讨厌鬼双胞胎(Jedward)!

Moldova: Disturbing things. Munchkin hats?!!!!! Uni-cycling angel! 诡异的东西

Germany: Stretchy suit ladies. Nice look. Aliens! Get them off the stage!  外星人!快把他们赶下台去!

Romania: You’ll damage the guitar! Nice singer. PATHETIC!. 糟糕!

Austria: Weird woman with no trousers. That’s all. 怪女人;没穿长裤。

Azerbaijan: Disappointment. Woman’s naked AGAIN! NO trousers! 大失所望。又是裸体的女人!没 穿长裤!

Slovenia: Skirt of wood. Song is rubbish. Rubbish dancers. 一首烂歌 ,舞者也烂。

Iceland: All identical. Cheesy. More lyrics.  歌曲庸俗

Spain: very short skirted lady. Scream! 女生的裙子太短了!我要尖叫!

Ukraine: Vampire lady. 僵尸女子。

Serbia: Pink! Horrible! Yuk! Not catchy! 粉红色!可怕!恶心!不动听!

Georgia: Flashy lights! Funky! Hakerpoid likes it. 灯光闪烁!有创新!

 

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Janet Williams 張玉雲

I am Janet Williams, an academic living in the southeast of England. I blog about culture, history, languages and my community. I created Chandler's Ford Today. During my spare time, I make Origami. Thank you for stopping by.

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