瑞士银行教你该怎么穿

华尔街日报(Wall Street Journal)说,网民近日搜寻的密件,除了维基泄密(WikiLeaks files)的各国机密文件外,还有瑞士银行巨头的瑞银集团(UBS)的一份44页文件。

英国的星期天泰晤士报(The Sunday Times)昨天花了一整版,刊登了瑞银的这份密件。究竟是什么呢?答案是:瑞银的员工穿着规定(Dress Code)。

瑞士银行UBS规定员工穿着

此份文件,如野火,已经烧到了世界各地。

星期天泰晤士报认为, 瑞银(UBS)在信贷危机中损失惨重,想借此彻底改头换面。这个新规定,将可能影响瑞银的6万5千名员工,值得一看。

男士:

穿西装外套时:扣上两颗纽扣就好,拜托!站着时,扣子一定要扣上。(A jacket with two buttons only, please. The jacket must be done up when you are standing.)

西装口袋里不可以塞太多东西。长裤里,千万不可以放一个巨无霸的皮夹。(Avoid putting a voluminous wallet in your trouser pockets.)

上衣口袋里,除了插支笔或佩带身份证章外,不得装有其他东西。(Your shirt pocket must remain empty, except for a pen or a badge.)

领带:领带要配合脸上的骨架 (‘…match the bone structure of  the face’  )。如果弄脏了领带,要请教专人。

不要自己烫领带;不要自己清洗领带。(Never iron or wash ties yourself.)

领带万万不可塞入裤子里。

裤带:一定要是黑色的。

袜子不得有卡通图案。(Socks must wear no cartoon motifs)

袜子要天天换洗。穿上了干净的袜子,你会感觉更好,工作表现会更强(With ‘fresh’ socks, you will feel better and will improve your performance at work.)

理发:要每四周理一次发,不得染发,发型要简单。“如果你每天早上,要对着镜子弄头发,弄个30分钟,就有点问题了。”(‘If you have to spend half an hour every morning doing your hair, that means that something is wrong.’)

指甲:指甲长度不得超过1.5毫米(1.5mm)

女士:

西装外套必须完全盖住臀部(the jacket must completely cover your posterior)

高跟鞋:不得超过7公分。

要避免穿那些不舒服的鞋,因为它们会让你在和客户接触时,无法专心。

内裤:要穿肉色的内裤 flesh-coloured knickers

上衣:要塞入上衣,但胸部不得显得紧实。

化妆:宜淡妆:粉底、睫毛膏、合宜的唇膏(a light day make-up made of a foundation, mascara and discreet lipstick.) 指甲油不得夺目。

发型:避免违反天然的发型。适当的发型将赏心悦目,但是,女士们得自问:“依我的年龄,这个发型…适合我吗?”(‘Does this hair style correspond to my age?’)

香水:香水不宜浓烈。不要在午餐时间试用新的香水 (Avoid trying out new perfumes during lunch break.)

其他:

不吃有蒜头、洋葱的食物。

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Janet Williams 張玉雲

I am Janet Williams, an academic living in the southeast of England. I blog about culture, history, languages and my community. I created Chandler's Ford Today. During my spare time, I make Origami. Thank you for stopping by.

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