母鸡上厕所

自从家里养了母鸡后,有的朋友问了一些问题。

有的问题很奇怪:

(一)你的母鸡会不会自己去上厕所?

(答案:我的母鸡会自己上厕所、自己冲水,还会拿树叶来擦屁股。)

(二)养母鸡,大清早,母鸡‘喔喔’叫,不是会吵死人吗?

(答案:我的母鸡很秀气,不会喔喔叫啦。童谣里有一句:“大公鸡,喔喔啼”,看来你要多听一点童谣。)

(三)你家的母鸡,没有和公鸡交配,怎么会下蛋?

(答案:我们养鸡吃鸡蛋,不需要母鸡生小鸡,那么,想一想,母鸡需要和公鸡交配吗?)

问这些问题的人,真的都拿过几张大学文凭。

我家母鸡吃得很好

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Janet Williams 張玉雲

I am Janet Williams, an academic living in the southeast of England. I blog about culture, history, languages and my community. I created Chandler's Ford Today. During my spare time, I make Origami. Thank you for stopping by.

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