小老鼠的一生

那天,奶蛇宝宝躲在我的皮包里,跟我去上班,午餐时分从皮包里跳出来,吓得我灵魂出窍。

结果,我生病了,无法去上班。

古人云:“吓出病来”,原来是有这么一回事的。

这把夹子专门用来夹老鼠,不能用来拔眉毛。
这把夹子专门用来夹老鼠,不能用来拔眉毛。
死老鼠,给你吃
死老鼠,给你吃
一口吞下去!
一口吞下去!

回到学校,副校长在门口把关,一脸疑惑地看着我,说:“你的皮包,今天真的没有异样? ”(Are you pretty sure your bag is ok today?)

美国一些学校,怕中学生带枪上学。

我的副校长,怕我带蛇去上学。

Published by

Janet Williams 張玉雲

I am Janet Williams, an academic living in the southeast of England. I blog about culture, history, languages and my community. I created Chandler's Ford Today. During my spare time, I make Origami. Thank you for stopping by.

2 thoughts on “小老鼠的一生”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s