不读《英国琐记》的后果

章子怡小姐一身低胸黑礼服，手戴宝石钻戒，体态轻盈，曼妙地走在康城红地毯上。

章子怡小姐当众剔牙。

她用手指戳剔牙齿。

这就是不读《英国琐记》的后果。我在餐桌规矩里，曾经说过不能够在人前用牙签剔牙，打死都不可以。不能够用牙签，当然也不可以用玉指啦。

请谁帮忙转告一下章子怡小姐。

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I am Janet Williams, an academic living in the southeast of England. I blog about culture, history, languages and my community. I created Chandler's Ford Today. During my spare time, I make Origami. Thank you for stopping by. View all posts by Janet Williams 張玉雲

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