不读《英国琐记》的后果

 

章子怡小姐一身低胸黑礼服,手戴宝石钻戒,体态轻盈,曼妙地走在康城红地毯上。

章子怡小姐当众剔牙。

她用手指戳剔牙齿。

这就是不读《英国琐记》的后果。我在餐桌规矩里,曾经说过不能够在人前用牙签剔牙,打死都不可以。不能够用牙签,当然也不可以用玉指啦。

请谁帮忙转告一下章子怡小姐。

章子怡红地毯上剔牙:以后要读《英国琐记》
章子怡红地毯上剔牙:以后要读《英国琐记》

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Janet Williams 張玉雲

I am Janet Williams, an academic living in the southeast of England. I blog about culture, history, languages and my community. I created Chandler's Ford Today. During my spare time, I make Origami. Thank you for stopping by.

3 thoughts on “不读《英国琐记》的后果”

  1. 哈哈哈,笑死了。其实很多人真的不太懂剔牙这个问题,我的婆婆,平时很优雅的一个人,最受不了就是她总在餐桌上剔牙,都不遮挡,太让我寒了。。。

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